Saved 2026-05-15 · Posted 2024-01-24 · Status: New
“I hope you have four days of PTO and a wheelchair.” #fy #fyp #marriage #foryoupage #marriedlife
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(15)
@nico.goettert♥ 12024-07-09
30 Seconds later everything is over 😂
@dom_douglas_entertainment♥ 12024-06-30
Forgot the part about scrambling your eggs like an omlette, or makin haggis (mixin ur heart lungs and liver and stuffing them in ur stomach), organgrind you like a circus monkey, invert your windsock, sunday morning patté...
@authenticsole32025-10-09
😂😂😂😂😂
@densel162024-07-21
Weird potential rapist
@jimmy_the_brick922024-07-20
@heythereserenity 😍
@deoluomi2024-07-15
You don't send this to a woman and come up short..........Please if you know you ain't gonna cook her please don't send or else you'll be the one needing attention
@over.looked12024-07-12
😂😂😂😂😋
@dorcejr2024-07-11
😂😂😂😂
@space_gangsta1172024-07-09
I, a straight man, am about to send this to my friends who are also straight men
@the.real.girs2024-07-04
😂😂😂
@valentinowats2024-07-03
I like the wheel chair part, get you bedridden for a few days Irvin and Matilda in perfect engagenent harmony for a few days, nice😂
@walterrhodes92024-07-01
she don't seem to impressed by what u saying pal u must not be all that .
@duhnfamus2024-07-01
😂😂😂😂
@queendhouseofstyle2024-06-30
Huh?
@chef_eric_tyson2024-06-28
Hope u have ur Costco card bc u get this di@k in bulk! 😂😂😂
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Comments (15)
30 Seconds later everything is over 😂
Forgot the part about scrambling your eggs like an omlette, or makin haggis (mixin ur heart lungs and liver and stuffing them in ur stomach), organgrind you like a circus monkey, invert your windsock, sunday morning patté...
😂😂😂😂😂
Weird potential rapist
@heythereserenity 😍
You don't send this to a woman and come up short..........Please if you know you ain't gonna cook her please don't send or else you'll be the one needing attention
😂😂😂😂😋
😂😂😂😂
I, a straight man, am about to send this to my friends who are also straight men
😂😂😂
I like the wheel chair part, get you bedridden for a few days Irvin and Matilda in perfect engagenent harmony for a few days, nice😂
she don't seem to impressed by what u saying pal u must not be all that .
😂😂😂😂
Huh?
Hope u have ur Costco card bc u get this di@k in bulk! 😂😂😂