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  • @liaam424 2025-03-27

    "You look like an Anthromorphic Homogeneous Mannequin from Toy's Aren't us". Excuse me what does that even mean.

  • @michaelwestjr88 2023-09-12

    You sound like you took the c0vid vax.

  • @tagthemagnificent 2023-09-08

    American Dusting Powder

  • @thedanleeuk 2023-09-08

    I don’t hate you, but I hope the next shit you take is a hedgehog

  • @cubsfan3171 2023-09-08

    My mom told me in second grade to tell this kid that was picking on me “his face looked like he was chasing parked cars” yeah I got beat up .

  • @mrs_styvesant_fish 2023-09-08

    The best part of you is still running down your fathers leg

  • @neven1763 2023-09-07

    You are so lazy that on laziness contest you will be on the second place. You are always late, you will be late for own your funeral.

  • @jediknifetrix 2023-09-07

    If there was Olympics for idiots, you would... 🙄 lose for being an idiot. Now that I think about it. They don't take professionals 😂😂

  • @marty_beans_81 2023-09-07

    I just say sorry, but my father always told me not to get into a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed. 😏

  • @sethplease 2023-09-05

    Good luck in life, you’re going to need it.

  • @sethplease 2023-09-05

    You have a face for radio.

  • @angelouscalisto 2023-09-04

    There is an Idiot born every 4 mins daily and it's my luck I am with the entire hour in a single guy

  • @miscreant_misanthrope 2023-09-02

    “I’ll explain it to you like you took a vaccine for a donut”.

  • @richelle_lounsbury 2023-09-01

    You got the DVD logo just bouncing round your head don't ya

  • @donilon_abby02 2023-09-01

    I always go for "You are a traffic cone of a human being". Along with "You are a Windows blue screen in human clothes aren't you?"

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