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  • @thapoplife 2025-12-19

    God said "Let there be light." But that's only because before that, Chuck Norris said "Let there be God."

  • @vulcanlogic_ 2025-10-14

    Chuck norris once had a heart attack and his heart lost made me turn off my phone 😂

  • @papous93 2023-11-07

    Chuck norris once saved a group of friends, now they are known as the Avengers

  • @inkedandloced 2026-03-21

  • @donnie.the.racc 2023-10-29

    Chuck norris once threw a grenade, it killed 50 people...then it exploded.

  • @danny.roberts.9887117 2024-09-20

    @staceroberts 😂

  • @peterddrama 2024-07-24

    1❤️🔥🔥

  • @zamantini80 2024-01-20

    🤣😂🤣

  • @xpchaserpat 2023-11-15

    😳 who's Chuck Norris?

  • @aries_121694 2023-11-03

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vegashitshow510 2023-10-28

    😂😂😂😂

  • @sergioxreis 2024-02-09

    Muito bom. Algumas ainda não conhecia. Contei cá em casa mas só eu é que acabei a rir.

  • @ashes2ashes_blush2blush 2024-01-15

    I just want to know where this river is❤️❤️

  • @libu80 2023-11-06

    The big bang gave birth to chuck norris and chuck norris maturbated and yave birth to John Wick

  • @jryan.perez 2023-11-03

    In an emergency… 911 calls Chuck Norris

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