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@ashnvoisin · Ashleigh
Saved 2026-05-15 · Posted 2023-09-20 · Status: New

Someone come and fan me and feed me grapes. I’ve mastered the algorithm of #datingapps and basically the cheat code for dudes. If you guys only knew how exhausting it is to be so wanted.
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#tinder #dating #profile #datingprofile #datingapp

Comments (15)

  • @sharoobie 2024-06-22

    I just realized that if you looked that good the guys were afraid that it would cause them to have to act like a human. They would have to be responsible and that’s not what they want…I also have all the married friends asking me why I’m not dating….they think I’m being too picky

  • @dsptchprncss 2025-07-16

    🙌 phenomenal... this may be my new pass time. 😂

  • @stephmhughes 2024-09-15

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abbysmomxoxo 2024-07-19

    You are my hero !!! 😂🙌👏🔥

  • @laura_adeline_587 2024-05-15

    😂😂😂

  • @akathesquish 2024-04-19

    I would have super swiped this!!! Over and over until you got sick of me 😂

  • @mccune6997 2024-03-05

    HhahahahAhhHhHhHhH love you so much !!

  • @jennaronipoo_ 2024-01-08

    You should show up holding a fish in one hand and a fishing rod in the other

  • @beckybex2 2023-12-04

    I swear you’re my soulmate and I’m not even lesbian hahaha! Seriously though, our brains vibe!

  • @binfords_adventures 2023-11-17

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @what_a_beauty_full_life 2025-10-18

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashnvoisin 2024-08-07

    @mary_fromtexas 🤣🤣🤣 their own medicine

  • @green.donutz 2024-03-15

    😂😂😂

  • @stefaniamariaa 2024-01-06

    I made my most recent profile very unhinged and it’s wild at how much more matches I get. (I mean no one’s interested in me enough for a date but progress)

  • @briar_rose86 2024-01-05

    Yes show up as the dude … make sure you f@rt halfway through and ask them to split the bill 😂

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