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  • @mr_stanley_2_you 2025-10-24

    You forgot the baby mamas bro

  • @gt_retro_collective 2025-10-23

    Love it. Comparing my ex to chernobyl nailed it so perfectly 😂😂😂

  • @chadjohanes 2025-10-15

    It’s not even funny… it’s just true

  • @jim_doren 2025-10-15

    Nailed it! But, to be honest, thirty something men are probably just as bad!

  • @pinguinocomedy 2025-10-28

    I'm single at 42, and I think I'll stay this way forever. No women want me, and I'm not a bad guy...😂😂😂

  • @cim_johansson 2025-10-30

    Problem is, being on the market at that age is 9 times out of 10 a red flag in itself.

  • @redeyedspoonplayer 2025-11-29

    Dating in your 40's is like trying to find the least damaged thing in a thrift store!!.… Then hoping is doesn't smell like piss when you get it home! 🤢

  • @nanook.of.the.north 2025-11-28

    Wait til you're suddenly single at 65 after a 31 year marriage. Dating is a shit show

  • @faye_nicolette_ 2025-11-27

    Honestly dating at every age is f’ed up, this does track though

  • @iammightymo 2025-11-14

    Forgot about the 40 year old grandma 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @uncle.g.from_the_matrix 2025-11-13

    You forgot about single mothers!! They want you to step in and support them and their kids.

  • @dw_shifter 2025-11-01

    If only I was born with the ability to settle I’d be one of those big couples that seem happy eating a lot of food together then passing out in bed snoring at 9 pm

  • @njd1985 2025-10-31

    I’ve just become single at 40, after 8 years in a relationship… heartbroken and very scared going forward

  • @jj.hates.insta 2025-10-29

    A lot of girls I know are all three

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