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  • @adamturnerpics 2026-03-05

    Shoot. I thought he was gonna say like £300k. Bags packed and everything.

  • @paunovo_pero 2026-03-05

    That’s seriously overpriced for Montenegro

  • @emmalovespilates 2026-03-05

    Way overpriced 😂 good luck to them

  • @k44nbeka 2026-03-05

    8.900.000$ it better have a fucking hidden bat cave inside that cliff

  • @agrublev 2026-03-05

    Worth every damn penny!!! I'm just €7m short 😂

  • @culinaree 2026-03-05

    They must’ve reduced the price from the listing I saw yesterday for €13,000,000 lol

  • @anachistova 2026-04-08

    8,9 million? In Montenegro??? You can buy 1/2 of Montenegro for that money

  • @alexpericcc 2026-03-05

    That’s all great untill you see the Tivat airport is one of the worst and most ridiculous in the world, the road to Budva is overcrowded and you’ll end up in a traffic jam anywhere you go, the hospitality in Montenegro is not great, the waitors are too lazy to serve you and restaurants often serve food that is spoiled because they don’t follow any regulations. The canalisation entering directly to the sea so when you go for a dive for the first time you’ll probably get a stomach bug and vomit for a few days, untill you grow an immunity to that water (that also happens because there are no regulations for anything in that country). Also you could vitness a bomb exploding from the two mafia clans in the nearby hills.
    Other than that, yes it’s beautiful ☀️

  • @huwwyd 2026-03-05

    Hahah I love the "part of the Mediterranean". We are all learning and growing together 🤣❤️

  • @ryleycoyote 2026-03-05

    Looks like a level from hitman

  • @rick_roelofs_design 2026-03-05

    Thank you kindly sir @thisonesnice 🙏
    Still just a little bit out of budget but if I win the lottery there will be signs

  • @tatius1312 2026-03-29

    Where in Budva?

  • @nina_devic 2026-03-27

    And then you swim in tge sea with fecies.

  • @consul.albania 2026-03-15

    A note to all Albanians thinking Albania is expensive. Good Lord

  • @andrew__late 2026-03-05

    This is located in Mallorca quite close to king Richard school I have been there .the dock at water level and it is owned by a restaurateur who set up a bar there. Who u trying trick

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