Will the raccoon be drunk? That is the important question
@insta_markuz♥ 13462026-04-13
The raccoon WILL be stolen!!
@dudley.686♥ 4272026-04-13
OK, but both of you have to have your clothes on. Drunk or not let’s have a little dignity.
@andrndll319♥ 932026-04-18
If you show up without the racoon then do you even care?
@hotkarl604♥ 612026-04-18
The raccoon is definitely stolen and probably drunk
@rafs_19♥ 182026-04-23
I may not to be there... But my hopes and thoughts will be with you 🙌
@nrqzungu♥ 162026-04-18
So where did you steal the racoon 👀
@wastedlife_me♥ 62026-04-20
And I'm definitely drunk?!
@g_.ionut._06♥ 42026-04-16
And what's the name of the raccoon...
@dulciewright8♥ 22026-05-07
Oh crap, sounds like my former fiancé. Still looking for his horse.
@skyler_jason♥ 12026-05-16
How do you steal a raccoon? Their like free range I think
@fighter198905♥ 12026-05-16
Enough said brother 👊🏼
@michaelsteele7319♥ 12026-05-14
The average conversation with Mike😂
@my.fire.academia♥ 12026-05-05
This place looks familiar🤔 May I suggest to watch out for any Daspletosaurus☝️
@jacob_smith002♥ 12026-04-30
The raccoon will definitely take a day or two to arrive, as the raccoon is still located in the northern hemisphere and i dont think the zoos here keep raccoons, but there will be a raccoon😂
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Will the raccoon be drunk? That is the important question
The raccoon WILL be stolen!!
OK, but both of you have to have your clothes on. Drunk or not let’s have a little dignity.
If you show up without the racoon then do you even care?
The raccoon is definitely stolen and probably drunk
I may not to be there... But my hopes and thoughts will be with you 🙌
So where did you steal the racoon 👀
And I'm definitely drunk?!
And what's the name of the raccoon...
Oh crap, sounds like my former fiancé. Still looking for his horse.
How do you steal a raccoon? Their like free range I think
Enough said brother 👊🏼
The average conversation with Mike😂
This place looks familiar🤔 May I suggest to watch out for any Daspletosaurus☝️
The raccoon will definitely take a day or two to arrive, as the raccoon is still located in the northern hemisphere and i dont think the zoos here keep raccoons, but there will be a raccoon😂