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  • @goofyfootfishguy 2026-04-29

    Includes 5-6 billion H-town mosquitos at no additional cost. ☠️

  • @cigar_travelers 2026-04-28

    If I had 49 Mil to buy that house, it wouldn’t be in Houston. Texas is great, just not a fan of that particular area.

  • @uberchet 2026-05-01

    Meh. It’s outside the loop.

  • @dreamhomesoftexas 2026-04-24

    Be honest — would you choose this or a $50M Malibu mansion?

  • @wintersloanp 2026-04-27

    This property was underwater during Harvey for sure

  • @irish_eoc 2026-04-30

    That's not the driveway...it's the path to guest house and taxes will run 330k a year

  • @lelestewy 2026-04-27

    This is the only way living in Houston is tolerable. Good for them. Love the house too.

  • @alienxtx 2026-04-29

    Lost me at Houston 🤮

  • @justicezan 2026-04-29

    How does it not flood?

  • @buckylplayer 2026-05-02

    Did it flood during Harvey?

  • @bettercallnate 2026-04-24

    I know where the buyer for this home is not hiding, “On Social Media”. And I know who’s least likely to sell it, “A Social Media Realtor” chasing likes instead of leads. So yes, I like my odds. 😂

  • @bjacksonboston 2026-04-24

    Beautiful home surrounded by dirty water🙄🙄🙄

  • @phil.doyon 2026-04-24

    That would be $10 billion here in Vancouver😂

  • @tsimpsondoesthings 2026-05-14

    It's good that it has multiple levels for when it floods.

  • @jasonblomquist 2026-04-28

    Beautiful home but can it be moved about 700 miles from houston

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