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  • @dammmdubb 2026-05-24

    Frequent complainers will lose complaint credibility after 3 complaints. Use them wisely

  • @autumnmellee 2026-05-25

    I think a flamingo should be added each week They don’t fix it. So if a lazy person doesn’t fix it they could end up with a flock of flamingos in their yard.

  • @a.perk.90 2026-05-23

    You want it Flamingone? You need to flamingo fix your violawntions.

  • @blue.haired.dad 2026-05-24

    Cry Wolf Rule. If you make a false/flagrant/or retaliatory complaint against others X number of times you are fined and pay the other person's dues next year.

  • @siggimation 2026-05-24

    POPULAR POLLINATOR AWARD! People who choose to landscape (note. Landscape. Not overgrown.) with natural floura get a golden flamingo! People can give them kudos if they see bees in their yard!

  • @bitterbeansoup 2026-05-24

    Honestly, if HOAs had policies that actually encouraged community like this guy does, no one would have an issue with HOAs

  • @clairemanship 2026-05-24

    An annual block party, funded by dues, called The Croc Party. Must wear Crocs.

  • @kel.bell.bespell 2026-05-26

    Make a tool library/lending system! Education is a great start, but sometimes you just need to borrow something to get the job done, especially newer homeowners working on building up ❤️

  • @dentlyrob_7 2026-05-23

    Osama bin lawn-in got me🤣🔥

  • @aliel.hasina 2026-05-24

    We need a reason for a golden lawn gnome!!!!!

  • @eazzyknight 2026-05-24

    I’m not even in your neighborhood, but you got my vote 😂

  • @thediningsock 2026-05-28

    After every third unnecessary complaint, you need to submit proof that you now have found a hobby.

  • @mr_king_cannon 2026-05-24

    "my HOA president is about to lose her presidency to me, OSAMA BIN LADEN-

  • @catieosaurus 2026-06-08

    They voted to dismantle the HOA in my neighborhood and there is one woman who truly never got over it so she sends out a letter every year demanding dues but you're just supposed to bring them in cash to her house

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