← Funny Open on Instagram ↗ Share Delete @the_wandering_chippy · The Wandering Chippy👣🔨 Saved 2026-06-15 · Posted 2026-06-12 · Status: New That’ll do me 🤣🤣🤣….. #funny #insults #construction #bluecollar #apprentice Comments (15) @christopherlazu ♥ 331 2026-06-13 The reason gene pools need a lifeguard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @blue_buddhist ♥ 84 2026-06-13 Here's one I read somewhere (probably in a Terry Pratchet book, I think): "You're about as useful as a cyclops with an eye-patch..." 🤣 @philliptaylorlowry ♥ 66 2026-06-13 As an inspector in the oil field I am using some of these if not all of them now, thank you 🤣🤣 @glitchghost2003 ♥ 57 2026-06-13 Ngl I'm saving the "trying to see it from your point of view but my head won't fit up my ass", that was brilliant @zay_khaos_williams ♥ 57 2026-06-13 "Everybody that loves you is wrong" had me doubled over. @k_poptart_666 ♥ 56 2026-06-13 "your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory" 😂 @chillichocaholic ♥ 45 2026-06-14 If you were a spice you'd be flour 😂😂😂 @anuilaprengaw ♥ 44 2026-06-13 I have one !! You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. ( I’m genx and my dad used to say this). @tzkustomz ♥ 36 2026-06-14 Heyyyyyyy…. Don’t be dissing my Crayola Crayons. As a U.s. Marine.. Taste tests are the only way to get them in the right order @marbylant ♥ 11 2026-06-13 Ma’am, it’s Saturday morning. 👀 Who pissed you off so profoundly that this was your opening statement? 🫣 @christowhi ♥ 9 2026-06-14 That Easter egg one felt personal...😂 @hangingonbyastring ♥ 3 2026-06-14 No mercy. And in a child’s voice! Just brutal😂 @lissy_kins347 ♥ 2 2026-06-14 I kinda want this as a ring tone and see who randomly thinks I'm starting sh!t @jwizemt ♥ 2 2026-06-14 If you were a spicy would be flour that's hysterical @wiccan_tribal_beachbum 2026-06-15 “One time, I stepped in poo and wiped it in the grass, and it kinda looked like your face”😂😂😂 Content ideas (0) No ideas generated yet. Run /instagram-sync ideate from Claude Code to create some.
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The reason gene pools need a lifeguard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here's one I read somewhere (probably in a Terry Pratchet book, I think): "You're about as useful as a cyclops with an eye-patch..." 🤣
As an inspector in the oil field I am using some of these if not all of them now, thank you 🤣🤣
Ngl I'm saving the "trying to see it from your point of view but my head won't fit up my ass", that was brilliant
"Everybody that loves you is wrong" had me doubled over.
"your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory" 😂
If you were a spice you'd be flour 😂😂😂
I have one !! You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. ( I’m genx and my dad used to say this).
Heyyyyyyy…. Don’t be dissing my Crayola Crayons. As a U.s. Marine.. Taste tests are the only way to get them in the right order
Ma’am, it’s Saturday morning. 👀 Who pissed you off so profoundly that this was your opening statement? 🫣
That Easter egg one felt personal...😂
No mercy. And in a child’s voice! Just brutal😂
I kinda want this as a ring tone and see who randomly thinks I'm starting sh!t
If you were a spicy would be flour that's hysterical
“One time, I stepped in poo and wiped it in the grass, and it kinda looked like your face”😂😂😂